Monday, December 19, 2011
ZooZoo Ghajini -Series 11
ZooZoo Manager: Hello Buddy, after a long time!!!. How are you doing? …What’s the photo in your hand? show me !
ZooZoo Ghajini: You the man !!!..am looking for.
ZooZoo Ghajini - Series 9
ZooZoo Supervisor: I’ve been watching you in the weekly meeting, you must be careful with your body langauge and it’s not at all good.
ZooZoo Ghajini: Why Raj..what happen…everything has been written properly only.
ZooZoo Supervisor: (Ada Half-Boiled mandaya!!!) Arggggggggggg.
ZooZoo Ghajini - Series 7
Girl Friend ZooZoo: Hi Dear…I am really proud and lucky to have you as my boyfriend, though you are a STML patient.
Ghajini ZooZoo: (with an embrassed smile) Why so?
Girl Friend ZooZoo: Just to keep up my promise, without any shyness you have written “Dont smoke & booze” on your body itself. So sweet…!!!
Ghajini ZooZoo: Anything for you, my darling !!! (To himself – poor girl, she doesn’t know why did I write it at the back. The message is only for others and not for me. I never knew it would be so easy to make her believe …hahahaha)
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ZooZoo Ghajini - Series 5
”Woh..It’s been a torture everyday. How good it would
have been if the human beings were GPS built-in”
Zoo Zoo Ghajini - Series 4
Recorded Voice: If you’d like to hear all the options again, press #. If you have forgotten why you called in the first place, press 0
ZooZoo Ghajini – (to himself)!!!! Why are these menus designed so complicated, while at anyway I am going to speak to the helpdesk guy?
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ZooZoo - Ghajini - Series 3
ZooZoo Trainer: (addressing everyone) Guys, any questions?
ZooZoo Ghajini: Please could you explain what were you telling exaaaaaaaaaaaaactly 15 mins back?
ZooZoo Trainer: Grrrrrrrrrrrr…. Remember !, this is the 9th time you are asking the same question
ZooZoo Ghajini: (do I?) %%%####$$$***
Zoo Zoo Ghajini - Series 2
ZooZoo 1: Harrey… Who is this half-boiled mandayan, dude? I often see him in our ODC.
ZooZoo 2: His name is Sanjay Ramaswamy @ Ghajini…one of the senior members in our project.
ZooZoo 1: Sanjay Ramaswamy!!! …but why is his body full of something written with marker? is he mobile whiteboard?
ZooZoo 2: No No…Actually he is having short term memory loss. Medically they say….hmmm…(after serious thinking) I’m not getting the term…but he can remember a incident only for 15 mins and will not be able re-collect what has happened the previous 15 minutes…so he has written the important stuffs on his body for remembrance.
ZooZoo 1: ohhh… so bad! But how come he is surviving as a SE in this industry.
ZooZoo 2: Even I had the same question when I joined here… later I got to know that since the activities like “checking mails, visiting pantry twice a day, chatting with friends often, forwarding mails, calling local friends etc“., are all registered in his sub-conscious mind, he can do these without any problem and thus he qualifies for SE.
ZooZoo1: Woh…very interesting!!! But what is the reason behind his problem…?
ZooZoo 2: It’s the usual well known factor…”The Project Stress”.
ZooZoo 1: Okay, I got it. So he must be remembering the incident and the persons who are all responsible for his tragedy.
ZooZoo 2: Yeah,u r right…he is searching for his ex-manager
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